| Even if you absolutely adore your job (unlikely) | | | | 7. You’ve started spicing up your Monday |
| you still deserve and in most cases should require | | | | morning coffee with a splash of liquor. |
| a nice relaxing vacation here and there. You work | | | | 8. You’ve started using your suitcases for |
| hard day in and day out and if it’s been a | | | | extra storage space. |
| while since your last vacation, you may be | | | | 9. You haven’t had more than two days off |
| exhibiting some of the classic signs. Check below | | | | in a row from work in over a year. |
| to see if you need a vacation. | | | | 10. You’ve started using beach towels to dry |
| 1. You’ve started ordering Mai Tais and | | | | yourself off after a shower. |
| Margaritas at during after work happy hours. | | | | 11. You’ve spray painted snow covered |
| 2. You purchase travel sized bottles of shampoo, | | | | backyard green. |
| conditioner and soap. | | | | 12. The Go-Go’s “Vacation” has been |
| 3. You make your children promise to send you a | | | | playing on repeat in your car for weeks. |
| postcard when they stay over night in a few | | | | 13. You’ve resorted to wearing sunglasses |
| towns away. | | | | everyday, indoors and at night. |
| 4. You’ve started purchasing travel books | | | | 14. Your eyes seem to be permanently blood |
| that you know you’ll never even read. | | | | shot from staring at your computer screen day in |
| 5. You’ve just gotten a bikini wax when the | | | | and day out. |
| temperature outside is only hovering above | | | | 15. You’ve started some boring project like |
| freezing. | | | | installing corvette parts into your car because |
| 6. You wear Hawaiian shirts to work on casual | | | | you’ve got nothing better to do when you |
| Friday. | | | | get off of work. |