Restaurant Review - Fogo De Chao, or Holy Meat on a Stick

A normal night out with a few friends all of aparade to start or stop is a colored coaster.
sudden turned into a celebration. I don't knowGreen on one side and red on the other spur the
what we were celebrating, other than the fact itgauchos into action. Beef, pork, lamb and chicken
was Thursday and this particular group of friendsin various shapes arrive warm and well seasoned.
hadn't seen much of each other over theI tried to taste them all and paid dearly for it later
summer. So rather than join the rest ofthat night. (Thank You Tums)
Minnesota at the fairgrounds, since this was theI really really liked the little side dishes brought
end of August, we all met up at a ginormouswith little or no fanfare to the table. (As if the
restaurant on Hennepin Avenue in downtownsalad bar and meats weren't enough) First to be
Minneapolis for a different kind of "food on abrought out while we were still having cocktails
stick" experience. This joint seats over 200 peoplewas a basket of warm pao de queijo, melt in
and was very crowded so I guess we weren'tyour mouth baked cheese puffs made with
the only ones looking for alternatives to Sloppychewy cassava flour and parmesan cheese.
Joe on a stick. Fogo de Chao, (Portuguese forThese little beauties are addicting foils to a chilled
campfire) serves all of their meals on a stick. WellCaiprihna, the high octane lime and cachaca
they're actually more like a cross between a longnational cocktail of Brazil. During the meal more
sword and barbecue skewer. This Brazilian chainside dishes in tiny silver platters are set on the
opened in late April and has been winner withtable. One was filled with an ok mashed potato,
locals and tourists alike, but most likely tourists Ibut the other two were real treats. Fried polenta,
suspect. Our local fascination with food on a stickcrispy on the outside with a creamy slightly
really doesn't go much beyond Labor Day.cheesey inside and fried bananas, sweet and
The food service at Fogo is made up of twowarm.
very distinctive features. The first is a Class AWe actually made it to dessert. We tried a few
salad/cold appetizer bar. The self service islandCreams, ice cream and fruit blends. Or fruit
dominates the center of the dining room loadedshakes north of the pampas. And a passable Key
with a great selection of cold salads, slicedLime pie that was actually a welcome tangy
charcuterie, cheeses, thick asparagus stalks, largerespite from all the rich meat.
hearts of palm and smoked salmon to name justThis is a real party experience. Fogo is not the
a few of the more notable treats. This salad barplace to go for a light bite. You need to go hungry
eaten alone would make a worthy reason to visit.and be prepared to overeat. To put it in
And it is available by the way without having toMinnesota terms, dinner at Fogo De Chao is a lot
partake in the meat on a stick portion of thelike a trip to Target. You know how it is, you go
show.in for one thing and come out with a hundred
The meat... wow, a seemingly endless parade ofdollars worth of stuff you didn't know you
costumed "gouchos" approach your table,needed. With its over abundant salad bar and
sometimes two or three at a time for largetasty parade of meat, an overstuffed feeling
groups, ready to carve a slice or un wedge aafter dinner at Fogo is a hard trap to avoid.
chunk of simply roasted meat. The signal for the