The Worst Phrases to Overhear at a Bar

Did you ever experience sitting at a bar stool with4. “There is nothing worse than a bar fill of
your close friend, trying to enjoy a glass of wine,ugly women. Let’s dip!” Oh man, I was
only to get interrupted by somebody’s crazyjust going to bat my eyes at you.
albeit embarrassingly funny story? Did you ever5. “Where are all the real men tonight?”
get hit on in the most repulsive way possible while6. “We just did it in the girls’ bathroom,
trying to sit at a bar alone and in peace? Wellthird time tonight!”
many things happen in bars, some appropriate,7. “Can I be included in your twosome
and others the very opposite. Some phrases aretonight?”
said that should never be heard and some stories8. “The last time I came here I got an STD
are shared that should never be revealed. Somefrom the beer mugs!”
overhead things are so crazy, that you can't help9. “There is nothing more desperate than a
but look over your shoulder. Here are some oflonely girl at a lonely bar. Why don’t you
the worst phrases to hear or overhear at a bar.come home with me this evening?”
1. “I bet you that I can get the next girl who10. “Nobody knows this is where all the serial
looks at me to sleep with me tonight.” Howkillers chill, we’re okay.” Creepy!
could you not want to look after hearing some as11. “The last time I was here I was
chauvinistic as that?raped.”
2.  “The worst part about is that it stings all12. "Did you see that bloody crime scene here last
the time and the doc said it will never go away.night? It was crazy!"
What am I supposed to tell guys I date?” Can13. “This place is infamous for the date rape
you say, ew? I don’t want to know.drug.” Okay.. I’ve heard enough, I’m
3. “This is the best place to pick up easyleavin.
women.” Excuse me!