| The obvious, dirtball creeper serial killer: | | | | Brit’s Pub is hard to beat. Located in the |
| Mortimer’s Bar | | | | heart of the Nicollet Mall business district of |
| Mortimer’s is infamous being being a | | | | Minneapolis, Brit’s Pub is a popular after-work |
| “regulars” bar, meaning that if you | | | | watering hole that would be perfect for the |
| aren’t a familiar face aka an alcoholic, | | | | depraved and mentally-corrupt serial killer to |
| you’re likely to get starred down by the | | | | network and find his ideal victim. Next time |
| patrons and get rude attitude from the | | | | you’re offered an Irish Car Bomb by the guy |
| bartenders. They are especially bitter about trying | | | | at the bar next to you, think twice about how |
| to use a credit or debit card in their establishment | | | | attached you are to your vital organs. |
| (welcome to the year 2000, guys), sometimes | | | | The effeminate, lonely serial killer: Country Bar |
| allowing it, sometimes not, depending on the | | | | & Grill |
| bartender and their particular mood that day. | | | | Pretty much anybody can fit in at the Country |
| It’s a dark, relatively large hole in the wall | | | | Bar & Grill just so long as you are fit into the |
| with A Big Buck Hunter game, pinball and | | | | category of being some sort of outcast. The |
| fooseball, and enough small booths, bar stools and | | | | Country Bar & Grill is a welcoming (almost |
| tables for a serial killer to hatch his plan and not | | | | strangely so) bar tucked away on Lyndale and |
| be bothered by any frat boys or hipster punks. | | | | Lake Street next to the Falafel King. They have a |
| Mortimer’s is the kind of place where the | | | | small bar a few games, the standard tap drinks |
| seedier denizens of Minneapolis can feel at home, | | | | and poor led lighting. If you are a awkward regular |
| with the more time spent in lock up, the better | | | | enough the staff will treat you like family, so it is |
| the bar staff will treat you. | | | | safe to say that even if they found out one of |
| The “American Psycho” serial killer: | | | | their regulars was a lonely serial killer, the bar |
| Brit’s Pub | | | | staff and patrons would defend them until the |
| The perfect place for that clean-cut, smiling, | | | | very end. |
| Patrick Bateman-like businessman serial killer, | | | | |