| So you bought that air hockey table last year on | | | | waste if you are not using it? Refurbish your table |
| a whim with the thought that you’d be | | | | as art to keep the brain cells from stagnating. |
| slappin’ the puck around on the daily, having a | | | | 3) Object slider. People are lazy, it’s a fact |
| blast, not a care in the world…but not it’s a | | | | of life. If I can throw something to you instead of |
| year later and it’s just sitting there collecting | | | | walking to personally hand it to you, I will. Food |
| dust and reminding you of your poor fiscal habits. | | | | and drinks are hard to throw, which is where your |
| Well, you could always sell it, but that’s not | | | | working air hockey table comes in. Flip the air |
| very fun. Here are some fun unique uses for your | | | | switch and slide that Bud Light or ceasar salad |
| old air hockey table. | | | | across the table to your friend on the other end. |
| 1) An obvious one, but still a good one, use it as | | | | It makes a game of eating! It makes food fun! |
| an actual dining table. Mind blown, huh? If you | | | | Try it! |
| don’t have kids in your house or are past the | | | | 4) Zombie infection barricade. When the infection |
| age of playing table top games you can | | | | hits you will need something to large and sturdy |
| transform your working, or non-working, air | | | | to keep the hordes out of your house. Your air |
| hockey table into a dining table easily. Your guests | | | | hockey table is just the right size and weight to |
| will love the great conversation piece that is your | | | | be an effective barricade in those desperate |
| new air hockey dining table, plus you can keep | | | | hours. It isn’t as useful as a double barrel |
| condiments in the puck holes. | | | | shotgun but it will buy you some time to pack |
| 2) Modern art. Disassemble your table and | | | | your zombie survival kit and hit the road. |
| create your own unique art piece. The working air | | | | 5) Firewood. The high quality air hockey tables |
| jets can be used in some neat, creative ways to | | | | are made of wood and can be broken down to |
| make your house feel like the Museum of Modern | | | | start a rudimentary fire. I see that look on your |
| Art. You don’t have to use it in your home, | | | | face. Firewood ain’t cheap, and if you need |
| either. For your next art installation you can | | | | wood, you need wood, am I right? Why let a |
| create a unique piece using the parts of a working | | | | perfectly good batch of air hockey table wood go |
| or non-working air hockey table. Why let it go to | | | | to waste? |