The Three Little Pigs Went to the Stock Market

Three little pigs went to the market to stockthings he picked out at the market on his shelf
up for the future.The first little pig liked chips soand would brag to his friends about the great
he went tothings he would have in the future when he was
the DOW market. He was told by everyone youready to retire. He would have more than he
could always rely on their products. They werewould ever need. He rarely looked in the pantry,
always good. The manager told him you couldbut once in a while he knew that one of the
putproducts was spoiling. That didn't worry him
them away and forget about them.The secondeither, as he knew they would still be fine some
little pig liked spicy things. Hetime in the future when he wanted them.The
shopped at the NASDAQ market where theythird little guy put his purchases away,
hadbut regularly checked to see that they were all
unusual products. He said that his purchasesright. If one of them was not "just right" he
were good to put away even though they hadwould take it back to the market. Our third pig
somemade sure that none of his market purchases
strange ingredients. He took his home and saidwent
he did not need to worry about them evensour.Time passed and our first little pig got to the
thoughpoint that he needed to start eating out of his
others had told him to be careful.The third littlesavings. To his dismay he found many of his
pig went to both of thoseguaranteed chips has spoiled. There were still
markets. He would pinch the tomatoes andenough there so he could eat, but not the way
squeezehe
the Charmin. He was a very careful shopper.had before.
ManyOur second pig also no longer bought at the
times he would put things in his shopping cart,market, but when he went to the pantry he
but later take them out because they were notfound
"just right".Our first little piggy brought home hisalmost all of his purchases had become rotten.
purchases, put them away and many timesIn order to eat at all he had to take a job at
forgetWal-Mart as a greeter.Mr. Third Pig's purchases all
about them. The store manager had told himwere good because
theyevery month he had checked to be sure nothing
would always be good and he believed him so hewas going bad and if it was he would get rid of
did not bother to check on themit right away. He was able to enjoy being at
periodically.When the second pig got home he alsohome or playing golf because his pantry was
put thefull.