| It is obvious to me why the Northeast U.S. is | | | | he got it from a Cardinal. I think someone is |
| flooded. That part of the country is full of | | | | kidding me. It could happen I suppose.Very soon |
| Democrats, gays, Amish and small children who | | | | God will be moving to the Middle East to bring |
| sass their parents. God is punishing them. Oh I | | | | about the scenario we find in the Book of |
| know what you are thinking. "Well Washington | | | | Revelation. The chosen ones are doing all they can |
| was flooded too." Yes, that's true, but did you | | | | to make that book relevant even though the |
| notice that the only building that had to be closed | | | | most I have ever made out of it is that whoever |
| down for a month was the IRS? In that case, it's | | | | wrote it had good drugs. It's a cosmic tale and |
| a blessing and a gift to those in high places for | | | | any idea that it was written by the Jesus who |
| "staying the course." One man's curse is another | | | | loved the little children, all the children of the |
| man's blessing. God has, no doubt, been waiting | | | | world, Red and Yellow, Black and White, they are |
| for Hurricane season to start up again in the | | | | precious in His site...is kidding themselves. But it's a |
| U.S.It's the smitting season for God and he | | | | great book on smitting the masses, which of |
| anticipates it like a serial killer who also happens to | | | | course is the point. I think with all the depleted |
| be a loving father type to his neighbors. In most | | | | uranium that has been spread around the Middle |
| fundamentalist churches who find themselves in | | | | East by our loving Christian Politicians, in the past |
| harms way when God goes to punishing the | | | | fifteen years or so, God's people are going to |
| wicked around them, they often muse how God | | | | have to be careful fleeing there for their |
| seemed like such a quiet and generous God in | | | | protection from the wrath to come.Even Jesus is |
| their Church and they never would have thought | | | | reported to have said he is not going to be |
| he'd allow them to be caught short in the smitting | | | | returning anytime soon until they clean that |
| of the wicked too. The good church folks outside | | | | carcinogenic mess up. There is some evidence |
| the area of punishment just know that even | | | | that the Lucifer got a whiff of that stuff in the |
| those churches had strayed from the true path | | | | last rebellion and it made him into a Satan. He |
| and needed a lesson in getting back to the faith | | | | went from "the Light Bringer" to the "Glow |
| once delivered. When they, however, get caught | | | | Master" and we don't need any more of that |
| in the crossfire of God's wrath in their area, well...it | | | | foolishness. Jesus is not willing to risk another |
| is really Satan trying to discourage them. like that | | | | mutiny of the Angelic hosts until the place is |
| is going to work! Actually that's the rule. When | | | | cleaned up and I doubt anyone is going to want |
| bad things happen to YOU...it is God trying to get | | | | to do that soon as they are not done soiling the |
| your attention. When bad things happen to ME...it is | | | | nest for Jesus yet.At any rate, as Clint Eastwood |
| Satan being allowed to test my unshakable faith. | | | | said in Dirty Harry, "Some people need to be |
| They have THE answer for EVERYTHING...that's | | | | smitten." So, tis the season. Rain in the Northeast. |
| the first rule one has to know about | | | | Heat in the South. Snow in Antarctica. Smog in |
| fundamentalists.I think you are going to see a lot | | | | L.A. Humidity in the rain forest. Christians in the |
| more punishment of the masses by coming to a | | | | government. You can sure tell it's almost time for |
| town near you. I even heard that the Pope had | | | | Jesus to return... |
| bird flu, but haven't confirmed that yet. They say | | | | |