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Article #47: What I Learned at the Minneapolis Airport: Plant Them Turnips!

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It all happened like this. My by my first name. She has more control
daughter-in-law called me and told me over me that way. She wouldn't treat
that my granddaughter was getting married Grandpa like that.
in Nauvoo, Illinois on the 22 day of In a few minutes, I had the tickets.
December. They were not refundable so I could not
I said, "A wedding in the winter? Just turn them in for cash.
before Christmas? Well, have a great time We were going to Illinois via Minneapolis
and give my love." and St. Louis. After Christmas, we would
She said, "You're coming!" be flying back to Minneapolis from
It was in that way of hers that said, Michigan and then on to Idaho.
"YOU ARE COMING!" Well, all that my daughter-in-law said
I said, "The last time I was out that way came to pass, at least as far as getting
at Christmas time in Illinois and here to Michigan. We are sitting here in
Michigan a zillion cars and trucks slid this big farmhouse looking at ourselves
off the road . I'm not going to do that because my son is in surgery, my
again, ever. Why don't they get married granddaughter went off on errands, and my
now while it is still warm?" daughter-in-law has not returned from
She said, "They're getting married in Illinois with the rest of the heard.
December. You are going to fly out and However, we've had nice weather, the
you won't have to drive." wedding was great fun, and my
I said, "You drive about ninety miles an granddaughter looked like a princess.
hour and you don't care what the Some folks had driven 20 hours to get
conditions of the roads are. That there.
terrifies Grandma." While dancing with my granddaughter, I
She said, "We will fly you to St. Louis thought, Maybe I shouldn't have fussed so
and Barry can drive you to Nauvoo. After much about getting here. Especially
the wedding, Mark will drive you to after this spring when my granddaughter
Michigan." had driven 50 miles almost everyday to
"Michigan!" sing to me during the three weeks I was
"Yes. You are coming up here after the in the hospital.
wedding for Christmas." Besides, I learned from an 85-year-old
I said, "Maybe Barry will not be able to farmer from Nebraska, during our
get off work. He has sick kids to watch five-hour layover in Minneapolis, this
over. The hospital may not let him off. important tip: Plant turnips with your
Besides, airline tickets are expensive. corn and oats. After the harvest, when
I'll just send the money as a wedding you turn the cows out into the field,
present." they will be able to pull up the turnips,
She said, "Mark said you would say that. gobble them down, and get fat with a more
I've already talked to Barry. I'm sending nutritious diet than from corn stalks or
you tickets by email." oat straw.
I said, "I'm not going out in that After a grand wedding, the farm tip was
country in the winter time." all gravy. I can hardly wait to get back
She said, "Yes you are, John. You belong to Idaho to tell my farmer friends. Think
to us and you've got to do what we say." of the money they will save not having to
My daughter-in-law always has called me buy food supplements for their cattle.






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